we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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