But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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