I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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