the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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