Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
two words: eviction party
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
