let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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