Yo dont text me then not text me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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