Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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