How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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