Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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