Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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