There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Come share oat with me in your robe
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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