Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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