Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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