yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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