There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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