My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
where am i from again
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
