And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
