Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
i need some magic done to my vagina
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Shame - the story of my life.
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