People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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