Whod you bang
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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