"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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