Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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