I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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