Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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