We won't sleep together?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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