The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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