Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm both gender and math confused
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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