She's the barista slut.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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