Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How external is "for external use only"?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
false alarm, still single
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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