How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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