I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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