He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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