Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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