it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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