The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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