he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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