You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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