He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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