did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize
