if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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