PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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