her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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