we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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