Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm jealous of your bromance
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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