dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
youre lurking in front of me
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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