When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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