did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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