HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
pray to the hookup gods
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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