Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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