i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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